I don’t think you understand quite how bad of an altoholic I am.
Wow. You got me beat!
Actually, you make me feel better about my alt “issues.” It’s nice to know I’m not the only one. :)
This is my friend’s AP Physics teacher.
andersonshouldvefalleninstead:
“Right, physics! Physics, eh? Physics, physics, physics, physics, physics, physics. Physics! Hope you’re getting all this down.”
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get out
Greatest thing ever
OH GAWD I WOULD PASS WITH 110%
- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
In response to the racist/islamophobic ads that have recently come up;
The MYG of the ICSC presents:
My Jihad Is…
this needs more notes.
I hear you so hard on not snickering at “69”
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
The word Jihad basically means the internal struggle against evil (or the number 69, apparently). It’s NOT a mission to kill christians or white people.
Every faithful Muslim is on a Jihad. It’s about finding the balance between what you want to do and what you know you need to do. It’s good and evil, right and wrong.
Take a history of religion class and you’ll find out that Islam is a beautiful religion.
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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reblog if you want your url written in a book titled ‘people who’s lives you’ve saved’ and given to Pierce The Veil
on May 31st I’m going to signing with Pierce The Veil, so reblog and I’ll write down your url and try to get it to them at either the signing or gig on the same day.
ok last chance this ends this friday 25th may!!! likes don’t count!!!!! thanks! xo
THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
Always reblog
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
No way in.
No way out.
No way in.
No way out.
The raven is sometimes known as “the wolf-bird.” Ravens, like many other animals, scavenge at wolf kills, but there’s more to it than that. Both wolves and ravens have the ability to form social attachments and they seem to have evolved over many years to form these attachments with each other, to both species’ benefit.
There are a couple of theories as to why wolves and ravens end up at the same carcasses. One is that because ravens can fly, they are better at finding carcasses than wolves are. But they can’t get to the food once they get there, because they can’t open up the carcass. So they’ll make a lot of noise, and then wolves will come and use their sharp teeth and strong jaws to make the food accessible not just to themselves, but also to the ravens.
Ravens have also been observed circling a sick elk or moose and calling out, possibly alerting wolves to an easy kill. The other theory is that ravens respond to the howls of wolves preparing to hunt (and, for that matter, to human hunters shooting guns). They find out where the wolves are going and following. Both theories may be correct.
Wolves and ravens also play. A raven will sneak up behind a wolf and yank its tail and the wolf will play back. Ravens sometimes respond to wolf howls with calls of their own, resulting in a concert of howls and calls.
- Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
- Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
- Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
- Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
- Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
- Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
- Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
- Me:
- Me: I also ship fictional characters
